well behaved women seldom make it into my pants. NYC/TX.

body positive talk-
if you’ll notice, my two front teeth are no longer side by side. thanks to years of braces and then later years of no longer wearing my retainer, my teeth have shifted completely. I’m constantly smiling with my mouth closed because I am very aware of this fact. I usually call it my sad tooth because if you’ll look closely, you’ll notice one is slightly further back than the other. today, I don’t give two fucks. and honestly, I think it’s kind of cute almost. I no longer have insurance but I’m sure maybe in the future I’ll attempt to get them fixed. for now, this is me. and I fucking like it. so if you don’t have perfect teeth, or the privilege of insurance or money to pay for perfect teeth, know that you deserve to smile just as big. #loveyourbody #bodypositive

body positive talk-
if you’ll notice, my two front teeth are no longer side by side. thanks to years of braces and then later years of no longer wearing my retainer, my teeth have shifted completely. I’m constantly smiling with my mouth closed because I am very aware of this fact. I usually call it my sad tooth because if you’ll look closely, you’ll notice one is slightly further back than the other. today, I don’t give two fucks. and honestly, I think it’s kind of cute almost. I no longer have insurance but I’m sure maybe in the future I’ll attempt to get them fixed. for now, this is me. and I fucking like it. so if you don’t have perfect teeth, or the privilege of insurance or money to pay for perfect teeth, know that you deserve to smile just as big. #loveyourbody #bodypositive

yournameissueperb:

I’m through - Ingrid Michaelson

But I would rather feel the sting
Than never to have felt a thing
I’ll always know you were the one
To rip me from the ground

trying to write jokes for my next stand up performance while listening to depressing folk music but I JUST HAVE FEELS. sundays are for laughing and a little bit of crying.

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
— Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows, via wefollowtheheartlines)

sartorialbliss:

Melissa McCarthy wearing custom Marchesa at the 2014 Emmy Awards

sartorialbliss:

Melissa McCarthy wearing custom Marchesa at the 2014 Emmy Awards

(Source: The Huffington Post, via fuckyeahfatpositive)

"This is what’s different: Now, I’m not getting any negativity. In fact, teenage boys come up to me on the street and want to get their pictures taken with me, want to give me a hug, tell me that Big Boo’s their favorite character. That means a lot to me. Because I’m winning the hearts and minds of people that are young and are going to grow up and control the world.” - Lea DeLaria

(Source: missdontcare-x, via doctorbee)

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

(via ohgatesofbabylon)